Overheard at the IRC channel, at work:
- A TCP packet walks into a bar and says "bartender, I want a beer!" "You want a beer?" "yes, a beer"
- The good thing with TCP jokes is that the other one always gets them
- The bad thing about UDP jokes is that you can't be sure that the other one got them
- A bunch of TCP packets go into a bar, until it’s overcrowded. The next day, half as many go in.
- The problem with TCP jokes is that people keep retelling them slower until you get them.